Thursday, September 15, 2011

Dial 09141 and Die By Abimbola Lagunju

A Nigerian newborn is probably one of the most courageous human beings in the world. He has overcome all the possible odds in his nine months of uterine life to see the light of the day. Even the process of his birth is a major feat that if transposed on any adult-life challenge, will require the most courageous adult to surmount the odds and live to tell the story. The newborn is born with in-built survival mechanisms. Having overcome all the odds of intra-uterine life and the perilous process of his birth, he comes into the world, endowed with an innate ability to overcome fears and to surmount the comparatively less challenging odds of life.

However, his instinct to survive and live well soon becomes captive of the acquired fears of his environment. The family and the society teach him that the fear of fear is the beginning of wisdom. He is immediately constrained by family and community taboos, founded on their fear of the known and the unknown. He inherits, and is soon held captive by internally generated fears which include cultural fears, fear of the environment and the elements, religious fears, institutional fears, distrust and fear of others, and to this list, he learns to develop and  add his own individual fears.

These fears are characterized by their uncanny ability to self-propagate exponentially in a society already weakened by its internally generated fears. As is the case with fear-induced taboos, the “what” and the consequences of these fears are the only considered factors. The people, heavily burdened by their own internally generated fears do not even have the energy to question the “why” and “how” of the externally induced fears. It is impossible to produce a response to overcome any source of fear if the “how” and “why” are not put under scrutiny. The obsession with “what” and a complete disregard of “why” and “how” in the face of adversity can be illustrated with the recent rumour of a killer cell-phone number.

Someone called me not to take any number that starts with 09141 because it had been reported to have killed some people in one local government in Borno. “A number killed a person? How?” I asked. “I do not know, but someone sent me the message,” my friend said, and warned me not to take any calls starting with any unknown code. He said he was going to switch off his phone until the evil blew away. My friend, an intellectual by all standards, was not overly concerned with “why” and “how”, he was satisfied with the “what” that could threaten his existence. He entrapped himself in fear. Fear took control of his freedom.

There cannot be any kind of freedom in the presence of fear. Freedom abhors fear and vice versa. It is no gainsaying that political freedoms, economic freedoms, social freedoms and progress cannot exist in a fear-driven society. In order to have these freedoms, the society must first learn to liberate itself from the clutches of fear. It must seek the courage to conquer fear. This is the most important pillar of human and societal development. If telephone numbers can send our people scampering for safety, then we should understand that Nigeria is far from any freedom. As the most populous congregation of black people in the world, this does not give a good example of the reasoning capacity of the Black Race. Nigeria should be the light, and not a source of darkness. Nigeria should be a pride to the Black race, not a source of shame and ridicule. Telephone number killing people? Excuse me! We really lost it this time.

Fear depletes society’s resourcefulness capacity. Knowledge is limited to the mastery of others’ outputs and the society is unable to generate adequate answers to its own problems. Some of the governments of the most under-developed (fear-incapacitated) societies in the world today are staffed by academics and scientists who have mastered other cultures’ outputs. However, in their own environment, their knowledge and skills crumble under the society weight of “fate”, fear and self-induced helplessness.

Unlike its victim with his accepted “fate” of helplessness, fear is not static; it seeks to gain more grounds and to metamorphose from its overcome-able form into a real unassailable and formidable force. The victim-society inadvertently, through cowering and lack of imagination actively assists the metamorphosis of fear from its unreal state to a palpable, existing, and overwhelming monster.

A society that has chosen to live in fear fears everything and anything. It fears all odds, small and great, real and imaginary; it fears the consequences of even contemplating to tackle the odds, and it is even more frightened of the imaginary costs of challenging the odds. It draws up very vivid images of life-threatening scenarios if it attempts to change the energy dynamics between it and fear.

This lack of collective internal drive to harness whatever little available energy to overcome fear soon translates into intractable debilitating collective illness, “a cultivated case of social schizophrenia”[i] characterised by a fatalistic resignation to what the society conveniently identifies as its “fate”. Concern for shallow and mundane issues that inhibit productivity, vision, creativity and resourcefulness becomes the principal preoccupation of this society. Life becomes a captive of fear and the right to it cannot be fully exercised physically, economically, politically, mentally and spiritually.

In this prostrate condition, the phobic-society seeks to define its identity within the confines of its “fate”. Values are redefined to portray the relationship of the society with fear. Fear induces “a collapse of a system, a collapse of values, a collapse of sensibilities, indeed a collective blunting of sense of obligations…”[ii]

Haba! Telephone number killing people?  Whither Nigeria?


[i] Wole Soyinka – Interventions I – Bookcraft, Nigeria 2005.


Wednesday, September 14, 2011

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 13

WOMEN ACCORDING TO THE COLONEL


Now we know
“According to gynecologists women, unlike men, menstruate each month... Since men cannot be impregnated they do not experience the ailments that women do…"
Muammar Al Qathafi: THE GREEN BOOK 1975 

Unto each according to their sex
“…Women should be able to get the education that is suitable for their feminine nature. There has to be one curriculum for men and another for women…”
Address to the Students and Faculty of Meiji University, Japan  December 15, 2009.



They have a natural role
“If a woman is forced to abandon her natural role as regards conception and maternity, she falls victim to … dictatorship.”
Muammar Al Qathafi: THE GREEN BOOK 1975






Because....
“Woman is a female and man is a male.”

“When a woman does not menstruate, she is pregnant.”
Muammar Al Qathafi: THE GREEN BOOK 1975

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Nigeria as the 51st American State By Abimbola Lagunju

Crises in all forms and shapes that have defined the Nigerian existence since independence have induced, even in the most patriotic Nigerians, a sense of helplessness and hopelessness of our situation. Nigerians have become fatigued from irresponsible leadership, reckless, visionless and dishonest political class, lack of infrastructure and services, absent state institutions and existential uncertainty. In order words, Nigerians collectively suffer from what can be termed “Citizen Fatigue”, a socio-political psycho-somatic illness.

Nigeria has never really had any peace in about fifty-one years of its existence. The Civil war was a spill-over from the ever-boiling crisis pot. We have no recollection of any moment in our history of which we can say we are proud. We have no historical moments of national lucidity for which we can evoke nostalgia. We have no recollection of peace and security. We have no recollection of when anything ever functioned the way it should.

This geographical entity conceived in mischief in 1914 and born into chaos in 1960 has never been able to find its way to nationhood. Calling it a failed nation-state is assuming that it is a nation-state in the first instance. One can only fail an exam if you appear for it. Nigeria as an entity has never appeared for the nation-state exam. Nigerian politicians have always made sure that Nigeria is always absent. It takes more than a flag, currency, people herded behind borders and a horde of marauding politicians (civilian and military) to call ourselves a nation-state. Nation states are built on sincere collective will. It is this collective will that is at the origin of the phrase: “We the people….”. There is no “We the people…” in the contrivance called Nigeria. The trademark of Nigeria is disunity in all spheres of our existence – ethnic, religious and political. I dare ask, what really unites us?

And their “We the people…” wherever it is written, cannot even be described as a declaration of good intentions because nothing of our 50-year existence attests to any good intentions. What have the politicians done in all these years but to highlight and bring to fore all our differences? If ever a collective will tried to emerge (as in June 12), the politicians destroyed it. Where are the institutions that probably would have nurtured and safe-guarded this declaration of intentions? They are also in crisis. We know about how the Police, the judiciary, the parliaments, the banks and other state institutions have betrayed the trust of us trapped behind the frontiers of this country. What hope do we have? What visions can we build for our children’s future? The politicians have no answer to this, and worse, they have no clue whatsoever. They have made the unworkability of our contraption so evident that Nigerianness is very alien to our thoughts. Our debacle stares us in the face. Nigeria is a political experiment gone haywire. This is the worst case scenario any citizen can find himself/herself in.

Despite the “Citizen Fatigue”, many Nigerians in recent times have been expressing their fears for the present and their uncertainty in the future and have been proposing different solutions. Many are aghast at the bombings attributed to Boko Haram from one section of the contraption, militancy from another section, kidnappings from another section, and armed robbery from yet another part. It appears that evil in all its possible forms has taken permanent residence in Nigeria and each evil form has chosen in which part of the country to reside. A child born into chaos, nurtured in chaos can only beget chaos. There must be a way out. Enough is just enough.

Among the plethora of solutions to solve the present predicament that this geographical entity has found itself, the most commonly proposed in the media are revolution and convocation of a sovereign national conference. Revolution is not workable in Nigeria. There is nothing that unites the people, not even deprivation or poverty. There is no common front. Further, history has shown that leaders of revolutions always turn out to be worse than those they chase out of power. And besides, who will lead the revolution anyway? Some intellectual safely tucked away in diaspora or a local activist? Even our own local experience has shown that newspaper activists or self-proclaimed revolutionaries are not to be trusted with power. In one of the Southwestern States, there was a governor, who until he was elected as a governor was a regular columnist in the Nigerian Tribune. Believing that he meant what he was writing about, people voted him in as a governor. As soon as he got elected, he forgot about his idealistic articles. He joined the reactionaries! What did he do to alleviate the suffering of the masses? Nothing!

The convocation of a Sovereign National Conference to jointly define the conditions of our continued common existence or the parameters of an amicable break-up looks attractive in our present situation. But who will convoke this SNC? Who will be invited to this SNC?  Will it be the same dishonest, corrupt and continuously recycled members of the discredited political class? Will the political class even have the courage to convoke this SNC? The answer is No! The necessity for this SNC is not new. It is something that has been staring at us in the face for the past 50 years and none of our rulers has ever had the courage to put this agenda on the table. There is a Yoruba proverb that says, “Orisha, b’o ba le gbe mi, kuku fi mi sile bi o se ba mi”, which loosely translates into “Orisha, if you cannot add value to my life, better leave me as I was”, but this Orisha, our vicious political class will not add value to our lives and do not have the courage to leave us as were before the drunk Lugard and his girlfriend entrapped us behind the borders to serve the Empire. His successors, our rulers have simply continued the legacy of their British ancestor. There is almost no possibility that a SNC will ever take place in Lugardia, I mean Nigeria.

There just might be another solution. But before we talk about this solution, I will like to state what I suppose majority of us desires as citizens. Firstly we want real democracy, where we count. Secondly, we want strong and incorruptible institutions that are not manipulable by any government in power. Thirdly, we want basic services and basic infrastructure. And lastly we want corruption to disappear from our lives. Our political class cannot deliver any of these. They have shown and proved to us that they cannot. And these are the minimum deliverables that we expect. If our politicians cannot deliver them, then we have to look elsewhere.

The United States has what we, as ordinary citizens want and desire, and we, on the other hand have what they need badly, which is oil. As an alternative to revolution or the convocation of a SNC, Nigeria can ask to become the 51st State of America. An offshore state, that functions and is ruled like any other American State. Then we will have the dollar as our currency, fly the American Flag and forget “Arise O compatriots”. We will be independent but within the framework of the Constitution of United States, which we copied and have failed woefully to implement as a nation. This is not a return to colonialism. We shall have the same status as any other state in the US. Many of our politicians and bankers already have properties in the US, and some are US citizens, and according to Wikileaks, our politicians low and mighty regularly give their “sitreps” (situation reports) to the American Ambassador in Abuja. They have inadvertently opened the way for Nigeria to become the 51st American State. And Lugardians (I mean Nigerians) will not need a visa again to go to any part of the world.

The best way to go about this is through a United Nations organized referendum. We cannot trust any of our politicians, even Professor Jega’s INEC with this responsibility. They know that when we become US citizens, many of them will go to jail for a very long time.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 12

Of the Black Race
“The black race is now in a very backward social situation. But such backwardness helps to bring about numerical superiority of the blacks because their low standard of living has protected them from getting to know the means and ways of birth control and family planning. Also their backward social traditions are a reason why there is no limit to marriage, leading to their unlimited growth, while the population of other races has decreased because of birth control, restrictions on marriage and continuous occupation in work, unlike the blacks who are sluggish in a climate which is always hot.”
Muammar Al Qathafi: The Green Book 1975.


And they are very primitive too
“… There are thousands of tribes in Africa. Those tribes fight over water and pastureland…. When the peoples of Africa leave the primitive stage behind them, tribalism will end and so will tribal conflicts…”
Address to the Faculty and Students of Cambridge University October 22,.2007


I will organize them..
“We must unite to establish one big association for the Tribes of the Great Desert. We shall frame a charter that we will all sign and call “The Charter of Timbuktu”…..
"New Challenge" - A Speech in Timbuktu. April 10, 2006.


 
But if I fail....

"I will take Libya out of Africa and put it back into Europe"
BBC 24th February 2011: “In a speech in Addis Ababa Colonel Gaddafi attacked the Ethiopians for what he perceived as racism, accusing them of stuffing the bureaucracy of the African Union with anything but Arabs.”

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 11

Let the Africans in…
“At the Libyan border, I recently stopped 1,000 African migrants headed for Europe…. They have the right to do so. .…”
Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009





 Chase those starving and ignorant Africans out!
“There are millions of Africans who want to come in (Europe)".

“We don't know... what will be the reaction of the white and Christian Europeans faced with this influx of starving and ignorant Africans”

"Tomorrow Europe might no longer be European, and may even be black, as there are millions who want to come in, We don't know if Europe will remain an advanced and united continent or if it will be destroyed, as happened with the barbarian invasions....." 
Reported by BBC August 31, 2010

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 10

Let us migrate....
“God orders us to migrate to various parts of the Earth. He tells us to go wherever we want in it…. For all those reasons, one is entitled to migrate to different parts of the Earth because God created it for all….”

Address to the African Union/ European Union Ministerial Meeting on Migration and Development, November 22 2006



....Otherwise go back to your roots
“If we are to ban migration, let us then ban the human presence in all continents. Let every one return to the land from which they came. Let the inhabitants of the Americas return to Europe. Let the Europeans go back to Asia. The Arabs of North Africa should return to the Arabian Peninsula. The inhabitants of Australia must return to Britain, Holland or any other country they hail from. The Boer in South Africa, who have become an integral part of its people, must head back to the Netherlands.”
 Address to the African Union/ European Union Ministerial Meeting on Migration and Development, November 22 2006

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 9

Close that Door!
“This door must be closed; the door to Security Council membership should be closed…. No one can force us to join the Security Council.”
Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009



But open the Window
“No one can say that the African Union does not deserve a permanent seat….”

Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009

Saturday, September 10, 2011

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 8

And why can’t I be like Caesar?
“…The senators of Rome once appointed their leader, Julius Caesar, as dictator because it was good for Rome at that time….”
Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009

The Problem is
"I don't have money, I don't have a palace...."
Speech on Libyan Television. February 2011

   
                        
I am their Caesar, anyway..
“If they’re not following Qaddafi, who would they follow? Somebody with a beard?”
Speech on Libyan Television. February 2011

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 7

The people exist
“Representation is falsification. The people exist, why should anyone represent them? Who can dream on behalf of the people? ….”

Address to the Faculty and Students of Cambridge University October 22, 2007


 

Con.. or Pro, I am the law
“Constitutions are not the law of the society...”

Muammar Al Qathafi: THE GREEN BOOK 1975

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 6

Forget Elections
“Elections bring us no stability and no benefits…”

Address titled “Strategic Vision of an African Cultural Revolution to Preserve the African Identity, its Historical Roots and Age-old Cultural Heritage” to African Intellectuals gathered in Dakar. February 1, 2005







 
I am the Parliament“
A parliament is a misrepresentation of the people”
Muammar Al Qathafi: THE GREEN BOOK 1975




GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 5

Take your seat, please.
“Democracy is a composite Arabic word. It is made up of two words; demo which means people and “Cracy” which means chairs or seats….”
Address to the Faculty and Students of Cambridge University October 22,.2007




Lest we forget
“Democracy is not for the rich or the most powerful or for those who practice terrorism….”
Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009

Friday, September 09, 2011

GADDAFI'S GAFFES (Abla Ungalski) - 4

A philosophical question..
“Should we have patriarchs? Should we have popes? Should we have gods?”
Address to the United Nations General Assembly. October 1, 2009



We want the prophets..
“Where is the Pope? Where is the Church? Where is Jesus? Where is Moses? Where is Muhammad? Where is Buddha? Where is Zarathustra? Where is Confucius?....”
Address to the Heads of Churches in Libya, some Ambassadors of “Friendly Countries”, Political, Religious and Cultural Figures in Libyan Society. December 30, 2006