Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Mr. Trump’s Claim of Buhari’s Lifelessness: Nigerians need their heads examined. A REJOINDER BY Teghese Osazemen

Below is a rejoinder by Mr. Teghese Osazemen to my article titled "Mr. Trump’s Claim of Buhari’s Lifelessness: Nigerians need their heads examined."

Thank you Teghese!



In the heat of the shouting matches occasioned by the alleged assessment of President Muhammedu Buhari as lifeless by his American counterpart, I was convinced that cloaked in that assessment are issues that are front and central to why we are where we are as a nation, but. Unfortunately, in what is standard Nigerian practice, the non-issues dominated the exchanges, between those who bristled at Trump’s comments and those demanding  Buhari’s exit on account of it.

So, while browsing for Nigeria-related news a couple of days ago, I came across your headline in Sahara Reporters. With the dust seemingly settled on the matter, one felt it had come time for a gush of fresh air – some focus on what ought to concentrate our collective minds in all that racket So, I opened it up and read.

You raised the issue of lack of patriotism by those calling for Buhari’s resignation and drew parallels with the indifference of the citizens of some other countries whose leaders have been equally derided by the same President Donald Trump.

Much as I don’t mind your conclusion that Nigerians need their heads examined, I think your premise – that the calls for President Buhari to leave following Mr. Trump’s puke verges on lack of patriotism – isn’t reason enough.  

Before coming to what, in my view, should occasion a mass visit to the psychiatrist, let’s quickly dispense with some peripherals:
The subject of patriotism, particularly as it relates to a long-suffering citizenry, should be addressed with some circumspection. Patriotism no be one-way street.  Traffic dey for de oda direction along with feeder streets, sidewalks, pedestrian crossings and all the accoutrements that make it a useful thoroughfare. There is so much to unpack in that pidgin expression.

Let me be clear: I am not a champion of the so-called common man. In fact, I am a strong critic, I hold the view that Nigerians deserve their deplorable situation. Just as an example, we are every so often in adulation of officeholders and their enabling politicians who are directly culpable for the dire situation and who in decent environments would have no place in the conduct of public affairs – or, would be serving long jail terms for fractions of the sort of malfeasances we allow them get away with. Let’s leave at that because it is a serious matter outwith the scope of this writeup.

More to the point, when a people wear their love of country on their sleeves, heartily wave the flag in support of the fatherland and exhibit all that patriotic zest, it speaks concretely to how much there is to be proud of as a nation. Such expressions are more enduring and authentic than the euphoria of being self-governing or running around when the nation is involved in some sports, which has come to represent a welcome distraction for most Nigerians from the failures that abound. When a people exhibit infectious patriotic displays, they can point up collective achievements and how much – in American lingo – the nation has got their backs.

I don’t think most folks in Nigeria can really think and feel along those lines. Our socialization environment has taken care of that by brazenly promoting support for the (sub)tribe or ethnic group over loyalty to the über-tribe – the nation state.  Why is that so? The answer is protracted and complicated.. However, it suffices to say that in our environment, tribalism is a formidable accelerant for people’s political, career or business interest in what is oftentimes a scramble for state largess. You turn your back on it at your own peril.  

That said, in a severely emasculated setting, so much has to be going for citizens for their sense of patriotism to be absolute and enduring. Otherwise, demand for it concerning the activities of under-achieving officeholders comes across as a ploy to rally support for their failed agenda. A ruling clique cannot continually place themselves above the citizenry, conduct business as if it’s their fiefdom and when things go out of kilter expect the populace to march to the music they are generating in the name of patriotism.  That rings hollow!

More specifically, who exactly are we fingering for unpatriotic conduct:  for not unreservedly rebutting Trump’s comments? Would that be the same people who haven’t been given any real sense of being invested in the Nigerian experiment by past and present administrations? Would that include those the president implied he won’t really care much for because they didn’t vote for him? Would that be the people who have been denied information on the president’s medical status? Would that include the people who foot the resultant bills and aren’t told how much it cost, even after repeated requests? Would that include some of the victims of herdsmen criminalities towards whom the president has shown little or no empathy?

Are we talking about a people who the president has never engaged with in any form? Are we talking of a people who generality have cause to view this government as nepotistic? Are we talking of a people who have sought answers to allegation of certificate forgery by a senior minister but have been literally told (until the officials abrupt resignation) to ‘get lost’ and the entire thing cavalierly dismissed by a well-known law teacher and government insider? Are we talking about the same women, youths and others the president has derided now and again from the comfort of European and American cities? If the president could be as ill-advised as to internationalize our domestic issues, should there be any moral burden on critics who call for his departure rather than condemn any external aggressor?

And let’s not be mistaken, nearly enough Nigerians feel that between Trump and the Carnegie Endowment report on corruption of the major political parties, truth has been spoken to the leadership exactly how they would have liked to personally do it. . 
There are those who would argue that these are extraneous to the issue of patriotism. I will argue that how such queries or angles have been handled go to tell the populace that indeed we are all in it together in all circumstances – or, that the ruling group is consumed by their own parochial agenda that is distinct from the national interest.

That leads me to another issue that regularly pops up in Nigerian conversations; our proclivity to advert to other (developed) nations to buttress a point. While it may serve for inspiration, many a time we are simply doing worthless chalk-and-cheese comparison. We draw parallels with people who set up and run their stall differently. We draw parallels with people who don’t need foreign validations for what they do internally. We are the ones who gallivant towards them, seeking their endorsement and validations. Those nations do not, for example, unabashedly promote mediocrity in filling policy positions and turn around to sugarcoat it. They are meticulous and methodical in their recruitment regime; knowing it is the fountainhead for so much else in the nation. They don’t promote governance by personal edict, which is the established code of conducting state affairs in our environment. We see how horror-struck most Americans are as President Trump attempts to goad the U.S Attorney General and the Department of Justice into attack dogs to go after his political enemies. Back home, the eager-to-please people in the Nigeria Police and other state security agencies don’t need any invitation to ‘obey orders from above’ in hounding the Oga’s political opponents

Many of those countries, particularly in the West, fall into the bracket of the so-called post-democratic societies wherein the process of governance increasingly slips into the hands of unelected officials who keep the Ship of State humming along, regardless of how well elected individuals are doing. Government departments and economic institutions such as the stock market just keep doing their thing, only showing minimal signs of what is transpiring in the political space. 

Furthermore, leaders in some of those countries aren’t imperious. They know they are hired hands who do their bit and move on after their tenure. When they fail, the consequences are clear. In the West, they lose their job. In a place like China, they lose everything which could include their freedom. In some other oriental climes, disgraced officeholders committing suicide isn’t unheard off.  Those are societies that have learned to hold themselves to high ethical standards, which the people value and are prepared to defend.

What happens in Nigeria? Failed officeholders lose nothing. If you get on their nerves with your ceaseless queries, they will either simply ignore agitators until another unsavoury development dominates the news cycle or get stronger with the help of the professional tribe, ethnic tribesmen, sycophants and rented crowds that are never in short supply   

Taken together, it becomes a little bit of a stretch to imply that Canadians, for example, are more patriotic since they didn’t march demanding the departure of their Prime Minister after Trump’s derided him. In Europe, many know that all the American president is angling for with his broadside to the German and British leadership is some moral equivalence. He probably thinks energizing far-right populism moored in anti-immigration and religious bigotry across the West to show that what he has championed in the US is no aberration in western democratic societies.

Put all this together, it is obvious that we don’t belong in the same parish with those nations, given the way we run our affairs. It is disheartening but let’s call a spade by its proper name. 
On the issue of people creating a racket by asking for Buhari’s departure or his sympathizers rebuking those critics as being unpatriotic, it is all histrionics. Here, I keep thinking of a Bini adage, which needs no translation: The witch is making noise because an ant bit her child; she conveniently forgets other people’s children she has been devouring.

Many of those castigating Buhari’s critics and carrying water for him (or is it the Presidency?) were buoyant and barreled into his predecessor not so long ago when whistle-blowing website, Wikileaks, exposed what it said was the US Intelligence assessment of President Goodluck Jonathan as an underwhelming personality. They had a good laugh when some stalwart of the defunct Action Congress of Nigeria described the same Jonathan as a kindergarten president. Current Information Minister Lai Mohammed was particularly scathing of that presidency on and offshore (perhaps accumulating his stripes for his present position.)  Now that the shoe is on the other foot, some are whinging and decrying those who seek to milk Trump’s comments. So much for theatrics.

Now, here is why I think we need our heads examined:
First up, let’s appreciate the nature of the beast we are dealing with. Social science and scholars on leadership are vastly agreed that the hallmark of good leadership is the capacity to motivate, energize, inspire and see around the bend (i.e. being able to perceive tomorrow and move the people accordingly, even if they are kicking and screaming in protest.) That, you and I will agree, is way more than can be said for any number of our helmsmen since 1960.
Contrary to what Buhari’s handlers and surrogates would have the man do or make the world think, make him run several kilometres daily or package him for photo ops from Berlin to Beijing, whatever Trump allegedly said had nothing to do with his physical status. Rather, iIt had everything to do with the man’s mental capacity – the capacity for cerebral engagement.

Such a poor assessment of a Nigerian leader by someone who himself looks destined to be a 10 percentile among the 45 individuals who have been in the Oval Office is quite an indictment. It is an indictment of Buhari himself for lacking the vibrancy to operate on the world stage. It is an indictment of our political system, the party bosses and tribal chieftains who manipulate the ecosystem to constantly foist the not-so-capable on the nation.
It is an indictment of Nigerians who whine in the closets of their homes but remain members of the Amen Chorus to those tribal lords masquerading as politicians and who actively abet a consistently failed recruitment regime that vaults intellectually deficient, half-baked and ill-prepared individuals into our leadership and policy positions. Any people who consistently behave in like manner need their heads examined.

The adage about the baby and the bath water would be very germane here. No crisis is totally useless. Each presents an opportunity, if only people are ready to be discerning. In a game of football, a well-drilled team that has just conceded a goal or had a scare from a set piece quickly holds an inquest: What happened to our game plan? How did the opponent breach our defences? Who was supposed to pick out whom amongst the opposing team? Immediately, they bolt down the safety latches.

Unfortunately, you aren’t going to get Nigerians thinking let alone react along such lines. We aren’t going to pursue lines of inquiries that will put us on the spot. We aren’t going to ask how in the 21st century the gravitas of the Nigerian leader is a perpetual object of ridicule on the international stage. We would rather bicker over the cosmetics, draw false equivalences, tint the shouting matches in tribal colours, and seek the moral high-ground while the proverbial horse, in the shape of the opportunity to redirect our efforts, bolts again. 

When you strip away the atmospherics, can anyone truly argue with Trump’s characterization of Buhari as lifeless? The answer is a no, period. Is it a one off, an isolated instance? It is another no. It follows a pattern – a very disturbing pattern that often transcends politics. It should be concerning that for as long as anyone can remember, in almost all that is supposedly a competitive bid, the weak and less-than-capable almost invariably prevails.
A president doesn’t have to be an orator or a debate master but let’s confront the inconvenient query: Can our man have robust off-the-cuff chats with any one of Paul Kagame (Rwanda), Cyril Ramaphosa (South Africa) or Uhuru Kenyatta (Kenya)?  The answer is NO!

As I said, there is a very disconcerting pattern in all this. The lifeless tag would sit squarely on all our elected leaders since 1960, save for Olusegun Obasanjo (One doesn’t have to agree with his politics to give him that much.) Small wonder he is the only one who keeps writing and sharing, albeit controversial thoughts. If you throw in the Khaki boys, the picture doesn’t get any better.

Beyond his elocution that came from his teaching pedigree, Tafawa Balewa didn’t have much else in his locker. Hence it was easy for the likes of Kwame Nkrumah and his brother in-law Abdel Nasser, Leopold Senghor, Sekou Tuore, Julius Nyerere, Jomo Kenyatta and a few others to eclipse our man on the African stage.   Along comes Shehu Shagari. His chain smoking in General Yakubu Gowon’s cabinet was all Obafemi Awolowo said he remembered about him in the run up to the 1979 vote. I was no fan of Awolowo but I recall him saying he had thought the National Party of Nigeria (NPN) would pick a more radiant presidential flag bearer like Maitama Sule. It is now history that the drab, chain smoker bested Awolowo in two election cycles (Look beyond the allegations of election fraud.)  Presidents Musa Yar Adua and Goodluck Jonathan with their chains of university degrees were hardly any more vivacious

In the race to the 2019 vote we are already primed to commit the same blunder all over, drawing from the same contaminated well. Granted that it will take more than a few cycles of popular plebiscite called elections to fix our leadership malady, the fresher and discerning individuals who are more reflective of the demographics and can match any leader from any corner of the globe are hardly being afforded the space and consideration to pitch their ideas about the sea change that we so dearly need.  

Nigerians admire the dynamism of Barrack Obama, Justin Trudeau, Emmanuel Macron, Uhuru Kenyatta, and other vibrant leaders across the world, but are unaware of or unprepared for what is required for the pushback against the old order to begin. In a schizophrenic fashion, we remain welded to the values and tendencies that will ensure inspiring and energizing leaders never surface in Nigeria. It is a very troubling situation which time and space will not permit me to delve into. With an individual that’s the sort of behavior that will trigger the intervention of a psychiatrist or psychologist.

So the query is: Why are we like the dog that goes back to its vomit to feast ? (excuse my idiom) How did we get mired in this and still carry on like it’s fait accomplice? That is what ought to give Nigerians some pause and cause for concern.  That we commit the exact same mistake over and over again is the reason we should have our heads examined; not because some exuberant fellows tried milking Trump’s indiscretion.

Monday, September 17, 2018

If Kemi Adeosun had had a beard… By Abimbola Lagunju


Kemi Adeosun was axed.
She lost her job because she presented a fake NYSC certificate. She had worked with this certificate as Commissioner of Finance in Ogun State for four years and for three years as the Federal Minister of Finance before someone spilled the beans. Who spilled the beans? Probably one of those who got the certificate for her or one among those who investigated her prior to the appointment. Or maybe some opposition member or one of her own wolves. It does not really matter who did it. It was done, not as an act of probity or patriotism, but either as an act of vengeance or a devious scheme depending on which side of the political spectrum leaked the information.

According to the books, she broke the law. They induced her to break their law so they could get back at her. Her sin is that she did not serve her fatherland after the completion of her university education when she was a bona-fide foreign citizen! Born in 1967 in London, she returned to Nigeria in 2002 at age 34 or 35 years as a British citizen. She worked for some 9 years in Lagos in the private sector until 2011 when she was made the Ogun State Commissioner for Finance. She served her fatherland for four years as a commissioner and for three years as a Federal Minister. Is there a higher calling than that? Service is Service!

It is surprising that many, including her own employers and their party took up arms against this woman. Suddenly, Nigeria transformed overnight into a “paradise of probity”. Everyone in the Nigerian political system became a saint. They became hysterical in their call for her head. It all happened in this same country; this Nigeria where video evidence of an economic crime is qualified as an optical illusion. This country, where important people are slapped on the wrists by their peers for outright stealing of public funds. This “paradise of probity” where many senators, governors, civil servants and many in position of responsibility have cases of mind-boggling corruption hanging on their necks. It is here in our paradise that fugitives from laws of foreign countries find heavenly bliss. It is in Saint Nigeria that the word “Loot” has been normalized to the extent that it has lost its criminal undertone. It has become a fashion to be accused of “looting”. It is this same country, with its deficient system and warped probity that threw more than one stone at “Sinner” Kemi Adeosun. They “killed” her for their own sin of omission and commission.

These “saints” know their way in the labyrinth of their dark caves – they hardly ever get caught, even if they have cut keys. They know how not to get caught. They know how to wriggle out of the most damning cases of crime against our nation. Theirs is not service to the nation. It is self-service. And when some of them really get caught, the courts merely shave off their beards and leave their heads. They soon return to circulation like old currency notes. Kemi Adeosun, like many other hapless Nigerians don’t have beards, they have heads. Having a head is not enough to survive in Nigeria.

She’s gone back to Britain.
We have wasted another brain. There are many youths born of Nigerian parents in diaspora who are smart and can contribute to our nation’s development. After reading what the romanticised country of the birth of their parents did to Kemi Adeosun, I bet they will steer clear of this country. We that need all the brains are the ones wasting them; giving them away to other countries with brain abundance. And we complain of underdevelopment!

Maybe it’s not over yet. There are many unanswered questions. Whose idea was it that she got the certificate to secure appointment? Who procured the certificate for her? How did the certificate escape scrutiny of the authorities? We will only have answers to these questions after the 2019 elections when it will be her turn to spill the beans in her Memoir. And who knows, she may decide to let the cat out of the bag from the safety of her London home just before the elections. Then it will be a check-mate. The game is over when the king gets checkmated. I hope the others will have the courage to resign too when their masks are pulled off. Beard or not.